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Friday, June 08, 2012

Pug Update

The latest news from Tony T.:

Hey, couple things I thought the FT readers might be interested in. The Pug will be showing all the EURO 2012 games. We will be opening at 11:45 weekdays for the matches. Also this Friday evening, the US plays Antigua Barbuda in a world cup qualifier. As usual, for all US games, we will be selling $1 Bud tall boys and $1 hot dogs. For those of you who are anxiously waiting for Tacos Impala to open, we’ve got a little bit of teaser for you. On Tuesdays from 7:00 ‘til 9 or so, the lads will be selling their tacos at the pug. I think we’re gonna call it Taco Tuesday. Also for your dining pleasure, we’re bringing back some of the grilled cheese sandwiches, and we are expanding the very classy George Forman hot dog menu. Not sure if you’ve tried them yet, but we are carrying a few of the sausages from the 13th Street Meat Company. Even though it doesn’t feel like it, I think the heat is just around the corner, so we’ve added ice cream sandwiches to the menu. Don’t worry, even though Kwame the go go gangster Brown is trying to muscle in on Marion the Asian Barry’s territory, we aren’t dropping The Marion Berry dirty Asian punch. We’re looking to add another cocktail in Brown’s honor. So far we’ve come up with a long island ice tea with a shot of Jager added. We’ll call it fully loaded. We are up for suggestions.

Hope to see you soon,

Tony T

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

So Maketto is going to be an Asian themed Pug?

Jeff M said...

Kwame Brown's "Boats and Hoes": Captain Morgan, vanilla vodka, and ginger ale.

Anonymous said...

many spelling mistakes, i sees them!

Anonymous said...

The Bulletproof

Bulleit Bourbon & grain alcohol.

Jeff M said...

Touche Anonymous 9:17

inked said...

8:55,
The Marion Berry one is intentional.

Anonymous said...

Well, as intentional as anything regarding marion barry can be.
Tony T

Stephen Harper said...

In other news - Canada is playing Cuba at 2pm for World Cup Qualifying!!
I'll have a Molson Canadian n a shot of Havana Club

Stephen Harper said...

I want that real Havana Club (from your secret stash), not that shit made by Bacardi!!

Dave B said...

Kwame's drink should have as many liquors as possible that have been mentioned in rap lyrics. Or more specifically seen on boats in rap videos. It will really reflect his bulletproof lifestyle. The grosser the concoction the better. Actually, rail versions of the brand name liquors should be substituted because Kwame most likely just refilled bottles of the premium stuff with the rail stuff

Ess said...

Boats n hoes gets my vote.