Hopkins could not be happier about his gas guzzling vintage score. Photo by Flickr user order_242
“For awhile, I liked walking,” says Jed Hopkins, of Maryland Avenue NE. “But I noticed everybody does that around here. And if it’s one thing I’m not, it’s a joiner. So I went out and got a really big gas guzzler that’s 18-19 feet long. It’s hard to park. My Johnny-come-lately neighbors with the backyard chickens and windmill powered ipads throw me some mean-ass looks. And filling up my monster brings a grown man to his knees in pain. But dude, the majesty of the ride, the sound system, the way I can lay out and take a nap in this baby is awesome!”
3 comments:
Shoulda got a Crown Vic. Loser.
I'd drive the hell outta that thing. It would be the coolest ride in Trinidad. I'd even put horns on it.
I think that the only people who could get away with driving something like that is someone who has parking, doesn't depend on a car to get around and commute, and won't need to worry about mileage much.
nice parking job.
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