Anon 2:31 has accused one neighbor of being a racist on Frozen Tropics. He/she has told of another's affiliation with the state of Kansas and the Sonic Hamburger chain. Now Anon is out of dirt and needs the slime to keep a comin'.
"Does anybody know if anybody in the Greater H Street/Trinidad area is a wife swapper?" asked Anonymous 2:31, who has also been cruising Hill Talk in search of unstubstantiated, yet juicy stories. "I would like to post this on a Wednesday under say the Argonaut's new spring menu. That is some really good dirt, though not as good as hearing that someone is a tax cheat, a scientologist or a gun club enthusiast."
Explaining his compulsion further Anon 2:31 explained that "[i]t doesn't have to be true, or relevant or even spelled correctly. I just have to post and post often."
2 comments:
jesus h christ, inked. your special "april fools edition" of ft is waaaay out there. did you hand poo poo and hillman the keys to ft for the day???
Greatest FT day ever!
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